A favourable statements of “Final Words”

I’m often checking out Dattebayo LLC website, they do fansubbing (FREE FANSUBS!!) for japanese animation called Bleach.

One thing that attracted me is this: Final Words from Dattebayo Fansubs LLC. Sounds like they pissed off with thick-headed users.

The statement was written like this.

Final Words

Here is one final submission which covers all of the above submissions, all of our past hatemail, and all of our future hatemail.

Dear Dipshits,

I cannot even begin to describe my horror and disgust for you, you ignorant fucks.

First of all, stop watching anime and go back to school. There the fine instructors will teach you the grammatical difference between words like there, their, and they’re. Furthermore, your education will include such gems as “learn to capitalize the first word of a sentence.” I understand this is a difficult concept, but really, all it takes is pressing the shift key.

Along with the whole concept of learning proper capitalization you will learn about punctuation. Proper punctuation is key to conveying intelligent ideas and quality queries. You’ll learn about alliteration – like that used in the previous sentence – and you’ll learn about assonance, which are both useful tools literate people use to bitchslap morons like yourselves.

Grammar, too, will be taught to you in those hallowed halls of learning. It’s one thing to accidentally switch verb tenses from one paragraph to the next, but quite another when a lack of what Agatha Christie’s Poirot used to call “the little grey cells” causes you to place two different verb tenses together in not only the same sentence but literally back to back.

Ah yes, and literary references, too, will be handed down for your edification. You will learn who Hercule Poirot is, how to properly pronounce his name so you don’t sound like a fucktard at social gatherings, and why the literary legacy of such authors as Agatha Christie are vital to understanding the humor in modern television shows. Shows like the anime subbed by this fine company.

You will learn when it is ok to break literary rules for the sake of emphasis. You’ll become aware that there’s a large difference between laziness and deliberate flouting of grammatical rules. You might even find a date other than Rosy Palm and her five friends. Though this last I doubt seriously.

Second, and finally, do not bother the fine staff of Dattebayo with your stupid questions. They are not your personal shit monkeys. Google is a wonderful tool. There are also chat rooms full of idiots out there; an AoLer like you knows that when you stick 30 equally stupid anime fans like yourself in a room with a brainless question, one of you fuckwits will stumble on the answer.

The fine staff of Dattebayo is providing you with a free service. They don’t get paid for their work. They don’t owe you anything. In fact, they take great amusement in your personal stupidity. The coin for their work is paid in laughter; they’re laughing at the idiots like you who send unintelligible letters and who fall for their trolls.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Sincerely,
An Idiot Who Can’t Figure Out How To Get BitComet to Relist All These Fucking DB Episodes I’ve Put In Sub-Folders

Ouch

I slashed out the harsh words in case you’re wondering which one is a harsh word

I’m fully agree with them for the literacy and language aspects. No, I’m not endorsing any service of them by any way. It’s just coincident that they ranting and bitching for some idiots who looks like damsel in distress wrote to them.

Most of the forum I have joined, I noticed the way people wrote their post, some people understand the compulsory of “Language Aesthetic value”. What I mean is the importance of writing properly, eventhough there are some unnoticed grammatical mistakes (errors). “At least you try!” That’s the right spirit for somebody to who have the will to improve theirself. Somehow, some ignorant and insolent fools think by not learning to use a proper language ruins the moods in everywhere. This colonial seems like to stay like that forever without even bother to listen to anyone. Duh, well, of course this is an opinion, and my rants for  not satisfied with Malaysian people (especially the graduated individual) whose not intend to improve theirself.

Well, who cares anyway, right?

(p/s: I have new siggy!! (Of course Cherry in colour) \(^o^)/

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